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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Tue May 26, 2009 12:17 pm

Frethead wrote:
That was great, Roger! Thanks for playing along, buddy. I've got to hand it to you!



Tommy your such a fucker! lol
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Tue May 26, 2009 1:19 pm

Shocked Shocked Really !!!!???? How do you know !!!??? Suspect Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Tue May 26, 2009 2:04 pm

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Shocked Shocked Really !!!!???? How do you know !!!??? Suspect Suspect




Roger really?................ i dont kno
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Tue May 26, 2009 4:29 pm

TEE HEE !!!! batting eyelashes
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Tue May 26, 2009 11:30 pm

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Suspect I knew it!

I knew you knew it, Marty! LOL No, I mean, I know you knew it! Knew you know?! Canoe canoe?! LMAO cheesin'


Exactly!!! thums up
I knew you know I knew what we know... Shocked cheers
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Wed May 27, 2009 7:49 am

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Frethead wrote:
That was great, Roger! Thanks for playing along, buddy. I've got to hand it to you!



Tommy your such a fucker! lol

That is actually Tucker with a 'T', but O.K. LOL
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Wed May 27, 2009 8:05 am

Thats right!!!!! jocolor
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Wed May 27, 2009 8:57 am

A women moves into a new neighborhod and she is so pleased with her suroundings.
Decided to start a daily walk down the mainstreet of town...

She walks by a pet shop and there is a lovely parrot in a cage in the window
Good monring pretty boy she said to him......
The bird looked at her and squaked you're ugly.......the lady just walked away...

The next morning on her walk she dedided to try again to win the bird over..
Hello pretty bird and again he just looked at her and said "Your're ugly"!!!!

This went on for days and finally the lady had had enogh and went into the shop and yelled at the keeper.." look everyday I walk by your store and that bird tells me I'm ugly...He's says I'm ugly one more time and I'll kill him"...The shop keeper appologized and said he would have a word with the bird....

So the next morning the lady walked right over to the bird and said Good morning and the bird looked at her and said "you know!"
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 1:24 am

FC Barcelona 2 - Man Utd 0

Best joke of the year! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 3:53 am

I hear there's a job going in Manchester. Replacing the roof on a double decker bus ! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 3:58 am

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I hear there's a job going in Manchester. Replacing the roof on a double decker bus ! Very Happy


Dunno. I'll ask tonight whilst I'm there... Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 4:06 am

You're not playing taxi again, are you !? Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 4:10 am

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You're not playing taxi again, are you !? Very Happy


nope!

Star Trek on the IMAX and then a few bevvies as I'm off work tomorrow... drunken
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 4:13 am

Cool !!! Cool Have fun !
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 4:15 am

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Cool !!! Cool Have fun !

I'm sure I will! (No wife!!! lol! )
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 4:27 am

OWWWW!!! Thanks mate ! Mrs H is sitting next to me on her cpu and asked what I was laughing at, I showed here your post and she cuffed my ear !!! Great now I take other people's punishment !!! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 4:29 am

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OWWWW!!! Thanks mate ! Mrs H is sitting next to me on her cpu and asked what I was laughing at, I showed here your post and she cuffed my ear !!! Great now I take other people's punishment !!! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Laughing


Sorry!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 4:30 am

's o.k. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 4:36 am

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's o.k. Sad

Tell her I love Ruth very much and would never do owt daft. It's just nice to go for a drink or two (or three,four etc!) without her.
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 4:39 am

Sorry I can't hear you, my ear's still ringing !! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 4:44 am

Roger H wrote:
Sorry I can't hear you, my ear's still ringing !! lol! lol! lol!



I said....Tell her I love Ruth very much and would never do owt daft. It's just nice to go for a drink or two (or three,four etc!) without her.

Can you hear me now? lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 4:49 am

O.K O.K. !!!!! No need to SHOUT !!!!!! Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 4:53 am

Roger H wrote:
O.K O.K. !!!!! No need to SHOUT !!!!!! Laughing Laughing

I wanna Shout it Out Loud!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 6:43 am

I love alone time.....me and my Macys card..........Ruth should try that!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 7:26 am

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I love alone time.....me and my Macys card..........Ruth should try that!



There's NO Macy's in the UK though.
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