The Joke Thread

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue May 26, 2009 12:17 pm

Frethead wrote:: That was great, Roger! Thanks for playing along, buddy. I've got to hand it to you!

Tommy your such a fucker! lol

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue May 26, 2009 1:19 pm

Really !!!!???? How do you know !!!??? Suspect

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue May 26, 2009 2:04 pm

Roger H wrote:: Really !!!!???? How do you know !!!???

Roger really?................ i dont kno

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue May 26, 2009 4:29 pm

TEE HEE !!!! batting eyelashes

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue May 26, 2009 11:30 pm

Frethead wrote:

Marty wrote:: I knew it!

I knew you knew it, Marty! LOL No, I mean, I know you knew it! Knew you know?! Canoe canoe?! LMAO cheesin'

Exactly!!! thums up

I knew you know I knew what we know... Shocked

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed May 27, 2009 7:49 am

Chrissy wrote:

Frethead wrote:: That was great, Roger! Thanks for playing along, buddy. I've got to hand it to you!

Tommy your such a fucker! lol

That is actually Tucker with a 'T', but O.K. LOL

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed May 27, 2009 8:05 am

Thats right!!!!! jocolor

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed May 27, 2009 8:57 am

A women moves into a new neighborhod and she is so pleased with her suroundings.
Decided to start a daily walk down the mainstreet of town...

She walks by a pet shop and there is a lovely parrot in a cage in the window
Good monring pretty boy she said to him......
The bird looked at her and squaked you're ugly.......the lady just walked away...

The next morning on her walk she dedided to try again to win the bird over..
Hello pretty bird and again he just looked at her and said "Your're ugly"!!!!

This went on for days and finally the lady had had enogh and went into the shop and yelled at the keeper.." look everyday I walk by your store and that bird tells me I'm ugly...He's says I'm ugly one more time and I'll kill him"...The shop keeper appologized and said he would have a word with the bird....

So the next morning the lady walked right over to the bird and said Good morning and the bird looked at her and said "you know!"

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 1:24 am

FC Barcelona 2 - Man Utd 0

Best joke of the year! lol!

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 3:53 am

I hear there's a job going in Manchester. Replacing the roof on a double decker bus ! Very Happy

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 3:58 am

Roger H wrote:: I hear there's a job going in Manchester. Replacing the roof on a double decker bus !

Dunno. I'll ask tonight whilst I'm there... Wink

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 4:06 am

You're not playing taxi again, are you !? Very Happy

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 4:10 am

Roger H wrote:: You're not playing taxi again, are you !?

nope!

Star Trek on the IMAX and then a few bevvies as I'm off work tomorrow... drunken

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 4:13 am

Cool !!!

Have fun !

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 4:15 am

Roger H wrote:: Cool !!! Have fun !

I'm sure I will! (No wife!!! lol!

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Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 4:27 am

OWWWW!!! Thanks mate ! Mrs H is sitting next to me on her cpu and asked what I was laughing at, I showed here your post and she cuffed my ear !!! Great now I take other people's punishment !!! Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 4:29 am

Roger H wrote:: OWWWW!!! Thanks mate ! Mrs H is sitting next to me on her cpu and asked what I was laughing at, I showed here your post and she cuffed my ear !!! Great now I take other people's punishment !!!

Sorry!!

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 4:30 am

's o.k.

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 4:36 am

Roger H wrote:: 's o.k.

Tell her I love Ruth very much and would never do owt daft. It's just nice to go for a drink or two (or three,four etc!) without her.

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 4:39 am

Sorry I can't hear you, my ear's still ringing !! lol!

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 4:44 am

Roger H wrote:: Sorry I can't hear you, my ear's still ringing !!

I said....Tell her I love Ruth very much and would never do owt daft. It's just nice to go for a drink or two (or three,four etc!) without her.

Can you hear me now? lol!

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 4:49 am

O.K O.K. !!!!! No need to SHOUT !!!!!! Laughing

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 4:53 am

Roger H wrote:: O.K O.K. !!!!! No need to SHOUT !!!!!!

I wanna Shout it Out Loud!!

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 6:43 am

I love alone time.....me and my Macys card..........Ruth should try that!

Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 7:26 am

Chrissy wrote:: I love alone time.....me and my Macys card..........Ruth should try that!

There's NO Macy's in the UK though.

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