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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:50 am

Very Good, Chrissy. I like that. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:41 am

scratch

I don't see any difference from what Chrissy usually posts tho...?

















lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:29 pm

You Ass!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:30 pm

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You Ass!
Is this gonna be your reply to all my posts... ?
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:49 am

Bungee Jumping is like getting a blow-job from a Granny. It feels good but for God's sake don't look down !!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:54 am

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:30 am

Two lesbian vampires- one says to the other, ‘can’t wait till next month’
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:59 am

I only find that joke periodically funny.
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:05 am

ok that is sick!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:06 am

Chrissy wrote:
ok that is sick!


Not only that, it's bloody disgusting too!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:52 am

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Two lesbian vampires- one says to the other, ‘can’t wait till next month’

Mmm...slurpy!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:53 am

here's a joke for you...

the so called 'staff' at the Insolvency Service.

Pathetic lazy, do fuck all, layabouts... bat
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:26 am

happy boy happy boy happy boy happy boy
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:22 pm

I don't get it ?? scratch Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:08 am

Bloke goes to the Doctor. The Doctor says "You must stop masturbating". The bloke says "Why ?". And the Doctor says "Because I'm trying to examine you !!".
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:48 am

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Bloke goes to the Doctor. The Doctor says "You must stop masturbating". The bloke says "Why ?". And the Doctor says "Because I'm trying to examine you !!".
lol!

I did not see that one coming!!!!...(pun intended!!!)... Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Sun Mar 13, 2011 8:31 am

ha ha
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:14 am

Doctor, Doctor I've got a lettuce leaf coming out of my arse !!
Ah, that's just the tip of the iceberg.
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:17 pm

Roger. H wrote:
Doctor, Doctor I've got a lettuce leaf coming out of my arse !!
Ah, that's just the tip of the iceberg.
That's my type of joke!!!!
lol!
Like it!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:47 pm

This bloke washes up on a desert island after being shipwrecked. After searching the beach for a while who does he find also castaway but Angelina Jolie. The weeks pass and they get on really well, foraging for food, building a shelter, setting signal fires etc. After a while the inevitable happens and they start sleeping together. One day he says to her " Would you mind if I painted a moustache on you and called you Frank ?" " No, I don't mind " she says. So he paints this moustache on her and a few minutes later he goes up to her and says " Here Frank ! You'll never guess who I'm F***ing ! "
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:07 am

A man walks into the bedroom to find his wife jumping up and down on the bed having the time of your life. He said "What's wrong with you, you look ridiculous" she said, "I don't care, I just came back from my mammogram and the doctor said I have the breasts of an 18 year old". Oh yeah, what did he say about your 56 year old ass.. She replied. Oh your name never came up....
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:31 am

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A man walks into the bedroom to find his wife jumping up and down on the bed having the time of your life. He said "What's wrong with you, you look ridiculous" she said, "I don't care, I just came back from my mammogram and the doctor said I have the breasts of an 18 year old". Oh yeah, what did he say about your 56 year old ass.. She replied. Oh your name never came up....
That joke is derogatory to men and I am offended by it...

You'd never hear us men make a joke up about women like that.

You man hater!!!...

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:17 pm

Chrissy wrote:
A man walks into the bedroom to find his wife jumping up and down on the bed having the time of your life. He said "What's wrong with you, you look ridiculous" she said, "I don't care, I just came back from my mammogram and the doctor said I have the breasts of an 18 year old". Oh yeah, what did he say about your 56 year old ass.. She replied. Oh your name never came up....

Shocked How weird !! The charity I've been selling raffle tickets for is to buy a new Digital Mammography machine.

Crap joke, btw. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:22 pm

Oh come on it was silly.... Cool
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:41 pm

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Oh come on it was silly.... Cool
Man hater.
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