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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 7:38 am | |
| whats the equivelant there? | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 7:44 am | |
| - Chrissy wrote:
- whats the equivelant there?
There isn't really. Probably Debenhams or John Lewis but on a MUCH smaller scale....(THANK GOD). | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 7:46 am | |
| - Pete wrote:
- Chrissy wrote:
- whats the equivelant there?
There isn't really. Probably Debenhams or John Lewis but on a MUCH smaller scale....(THANK GOD). Ahh didn't know that now I see why your New York trip was such a thrill......I got it! | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 7:50 am | |
| - Chrissy wrote:
- Pete wrote:
- Chrissy wrote:
- whats the equivelant there?
There isn't really. Probably Debenhams or John Lewis but on a MUCH smaller scale....(THANK GOD).
Ahh didn't know that now I see why your New York trip was such a thrill......I got it! Macys is 9 (???) floors I think. The biggest Debenhams I've been in is 3 floors, same as JL. Macy's truly is the daddy of department stores... | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 7:52 am | |
| Macys New York is 9 floor but was have 4 close by and they are 3 or 4 floors....
Nordstrom is the king here! | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 63 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
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Frethead
Number of posts : 3032 Age : 55 Location : Ormond Beach, Florida Job/hobbies : consumption Registration date : 2009-02-17
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu May 28, 2009 12:49 pm | |
| Bealls is the king here. That is pronounced as the plural form of "bell." The 'A' is a bell in the logo. Live Florida style. | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:47 am | |
| What is the most sensitive part of the body during masturbation? Your ears — to listen for footsteps | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 63 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:24 am | |
| Heard a classic today. " For Christmas I've bought the wife a pair of slippers and a vibrator. If she doesn't like the slippers she can go f*** herself !!!" | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:27 am | |
| How did Tiger Woods get away with all his affairs for so long?
Easy. He just told the missus he was of out to play a round... | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:11 am | |
| - Pete wrote:
- How did Tiger Woods get away with all his affairs for so long?
Easy. He just told the missus he was of out to play a round... oh Pete | |
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Frethead
Number of posts : 3032 Age : 55 Location : Ormond Beach, Florida Job/hobbies : consumption Registration date : 2009-02-17
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:12 pm | |
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Frethead
Number of posts : 3032 Age : 55 Location : Ormond Beach, Florida Job/hobbies : consumption Registration date : 2009-02-17
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:46 pm | |
| Do you know what Tiger Woods and Northern Atlantic seal pups have in common?
They're both clubbed by Norwegians | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:24 pm | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:23 am | |
| - Chrissy wrote:
- Pete wrote:
- How did Tiger Woods get away with all his affairs for so long?
Easy. He just told the missus he was of out to play a round...
oh Pete What? I'm only relaying what I heard on a national radio station. | |
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RFFB
Number of posts : 6436 Age : 111 Location : Anywhere but where I am! Registration date : 2009-01-24
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:57 am | |
| Tiger Woods has a new sponsorship contract...
...it's with 7 up! | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:08 pm | |
| What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
Santa stops after 3 ho's | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 63 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:25 am | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:34 am | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:40 pm | |
| ok...this ones for Pete..................... It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.
The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good,
I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD. Susie answered first.
The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before. Mary answered first.
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy . You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD. Nancy answered first.
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut".
The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?" | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 63 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:08 am | |
| If you watch DAVETV you'll already know this one but it makes me laugh. Man walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs. The barman says " Did you know you've got a steering wheel between you legs ?" The man says " Yes, it's driving me nuts !!!" | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:37 am | |
| Did you hear that Tiger Woods was changing his name? He's considering Cheata or Lion | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 63 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:48 pm | |
| So, what do pubic hair and parsley have in common ?? You push both aside and carry on eating. | |
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