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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 7:38 am

whats the equivelant there?
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 7:44 am

Chrissy wrote:
whats the equivelant there?

There isn't really. Probably Debenhams or John Lewis but on a MUCH smaller scale....(THANK GOD).
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 7:46 am

Pete wrote:
Chrissy wrote:
whats the equivelant there?

There isn't really. Probably Debenhams or John Lewis but on a MUCH smaller scale....(THANK GOD).


Ahh didn't know that now I see why your New York trip was such a thrill......I got it!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 7:50 am

Chrissy wrote:
Pete wrote:
Chrissy wrote:
whats the equivelant there?

There isn't really. Probably Debenhams or John Lewis but on a MUCH smaller scale....(THANK GOD).


Ahh didn't know that now I see why your New York trip was such a thrill......I got it!


Macys is 9 (???) floors I think. The biggest Debenhams I've been in is 3 floors, same as JL.

Macy's truly is the daddy of department stores...
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 7:52 am

Macys New York is 9 floor but was have 4 close by and they are 3 or 4 floors....

Nordstrom is the king here!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 10:11 am

SELFRIDGES in London is Mrs H's personal Shangri-la !!!! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu May 28, 2009 12:49 pm

Bealls is the king here. That is pronounced as the plural form of "bell." The 'A' is a bell in the logo. Live Florida style.
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:47 am

What is the most sensitive part of the body during masturbation?

Your ears — to listen for footsteps Wink

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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:24 am

Heard a classic today. " For Christmas I've bought the wife a pair of slippers and a vibrator. If she doesn't like the slippers she can go f*** herself !!!" Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:27 am

How did Tiger Woods get away with all his affairs for so long?

Easy. He just told the missus he was of out to play a round...
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:11 am

Pete wrote:
How did Tiger Woods get away with all his affairs for so long?

Easy. He just told the missus he was of out to play a round...


kill oh Pete
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:12 pm

Twotty twix
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:46 pm

Do you know what Tiger Woods and Northern Atlantic seal pups have in common?

They're both clubbed by Norwegians
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:24 pm

OMG!!!!! Tommy!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:23 am

Chrissy wrote:
Pete wrote:
How did Tiger Woods get away with all his affairs for so long?

Easy. He just told the missus he was of out to play a round...


kill oh Pete

What? I'm only relaying what I heard on a national radio station.
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:57 am

Tiger Woods has a new sponsorship contract...


...it's with 7 up!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:08 pm

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 ho's
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:25 am

Chrissy wrote:
What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 ho's

lol! lol! lol! :clapping: :clapping: santa santa santa lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:39 am

Chrissy wrote:
What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 ho's


AND YOU HAD THE GALL TO CALL ME FOR MY JOKE?????? Evil or Very Mad :break it:
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:34 am

yep!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:40 pm

ok...this ones for Pete.....................
It is
near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her
grades.
There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because
there is
nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.

The teacher says,
"Whoever answers the questions I ask first and
correctly can leave
early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good,


I want
to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".

The
teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before
Johnny
could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The
teacher
said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was
MAD. Susie
answered
first.

The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny could open
his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The
teacher said, "That's
right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER
than before. Mary
answered first.

The teacher asked, "Who
said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny could
open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The
teacher
said, "That's right Nancy . You can go". Johnny was BOILING
MAD.
Nancy
answered first.

Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I
wish these bitches
would keep their mouths shut".

The
teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I
GO NOW?"
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:08 am

If you watch DAVETV you'll already know this one but it makes me laugh.

Man walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs. The barman says " Did you know you've got a steering wheel between you legs ?" The man says " Yes, it's driving me nuts !!!" lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:39 am

Roger H wrote:
If you watch DAVETV you'll already know this one but it makes me laugh.

Man walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs. The barman says " Did you know you've got a steering wheel between you legs ?" The man says " Yes, it's driving me nuts !!!" lol! lol!
We know whay you want. We know what you need...All Dave, All Night...DAVE TV!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:37 am

Did you hear that Tiger Woods was changing his name?

He's considering Cheata or Lion cheer
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Thread   Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:48 pm

So, what do pubic hair and parsley have in common ??

You push both aside and carry on eating. Wink
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