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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: The Joke Thread Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:08 am | |
| I'll start the sillyness off! Banana says to the vibrator.."dont know what your shaking for, its me shes gonna eat"! Matty.. | |
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'Scope
Number of posts : 887 Age : 54 Location : Vegas Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:06 am | |
| A bear & a rabbit are taking a sh*t in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit & says:
'excuse me, do you have a problem with sh*t sticking to your fur??'
The Rabbit say's:
'No.'
So the bear wipes his azz with the rabbit!!
Eddie Murphy 'Scope | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:19 pm | |
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Mary1234
Number of posts : 316 Age : 54 Location : South Carolina Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:12 am | |
| Ok, i told this joke a LOOOONG time ago on Robbin's old board, but Im gonna tell it again.
What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One is a snack cracker and one is a crack snacker!! HAA!!
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'Scope
Number of posts : 887 Age : 54 Location : Vegas Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:13 am | |
| - Mary1234 wrote:
- Ok, i told this joke a LOOOONG time ago on Robbin's old board, but Im gonna tell it again.
What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One is a snack cracker and one is a crack snacker!! HAA!!
Mary Don't quit your day job Mary.... 'Scope | |
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Mary1234
Number of posts : 316 Age : 54 Location : South Carolina Registration date : 2009-01-14
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:12 pm | |
| Husband says to wife " shall we try swapping positions tonight?"..Wife replies " thats a good idea, you can stand by the ironing board while i sit on the couch & fart!" | |
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RFFB
Number of posts : 6436 Age : 111 Location : Anywhere but where I am! Registration date : 2009-01-24
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:20 pm | |
| A farmer has made history by growing a field full of dildos. Unfortunately he has had a lot of trouble with squatters! | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:49 am | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:07 am | |
| What do you call a lesbian in Alaska...?
A Klondyke!!
Courtesy of Mr P.D Frehley that one!! | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:40 am | |
| - Pete wrote:
- What do you call a lesbian in Alaska...?
A Klondyke!!
Courtesy of Mr P.D Frehley that one!! Im not sure if our friends from across the pond will get this.....but here goes anyway!.. A man walks into Asda & slaps his circumcised cock on the counter & say's "I bet you can't roll that back?" | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:55 am | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:21 am | |
| The 8 year old boy who weighs 16 stone was asked earlier on tv today what his favourite musical instrument was at school?... the boy replied "the dinner bell".... | |
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'Scope
Number of posts : 887 Age : 54 Location : Vegas Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:00 am | |
| A man is having a conversation about Viagra w/ his doctor. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him & wants to try it for the first time. So he ask's:
Hey Doc....can I get it over the counter??
The Doc replies....
Sure, if you take two or three!!
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:02 am | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:36 am | |
| Husband says to wife "My olympic condoms have arrived, i think i'll wear gold tonight"..Wife says "Why don't you wear silver & cum fuckin second for a change?" | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:03 am | |
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Mary1234
Number of posts : 316 Age : 54 Location : South Carolina Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:21 am | |
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RFFB
Number of posts : 6436 Age : 111 Location : Anywhere but where I am! Registration date : 2009-01-24
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:25 am | |
| The girls liked that one!!!... | |
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'Scope
Number of posts : 887 Age : 54 Location : Vegas Registration date : 2009-01-14
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:53 am | |
| After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the tv. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful, Why did you stop?'....He said, 'I found the remote!'.... | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:00 am | |
| - Matty35 wrote:
- After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the tv. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was wonderful, Why did you stop?'....He said, 'I found the remote!'....
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:08 am | |
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RFFB
Number of posts : 6436 Age : 111 Location : Anywhere but where I am! Registration date : 2009-01-24
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:30 pm | |
| What has a hazelnut in every bite..........................?
........SQUIRREL SHIT!!!! (unless you know the 'Topic' advert this ain't gonna make any sence!!!)
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RFFB
Number of posts : 6436 Age : 111 Location : Anywhere but where I am! Registration date : 2009-01-24
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:39 pm | |
| Minnie Mouse is filing for divorce from Mickey for unreasonable behaviour.
The judge asked Minnie if Mickey's behaviour was a bit mad to which she replied "No...he's fucking Goofy!!" | |
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