Random Thoughts

RFFB wrote:

wonder how Roger's interview went?

No good I'm affraid. It was a short term contract (this was not mentioned anywhere), and as I'm looking for a permanent job it was " Thanks but no thanks ".

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap,
be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

Chrissy wrote:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap,
be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

Been nice knowing you...


BYE!!!

Roger. H wrote:

RFFB wrote:

wonder how Roger's interview went?

No good I'm affraid. It was a short term contract (this was not mentioned anywhere), and as I'm looking for a permanent job it was " Thanks but no thanks ".

I really hate it when they aren't upfront about what the job is.

Wastes everybodies time...

Chrissy wrote:

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap,
be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

Show a woman a molehill she'll see a mountain
Buy her flowers " Just because " she'll think " What has he done ? "
Offer to help she'll say " No I can do it " Don't offer to help she'll say " Why didn't you help ? "
Ask her " What's wrong ? " she'll say " Nothing " Don't ask and it's " You don't care ".

Roger. H wrote:

Show a woman a molehill she'll see a mountain
Buy her flowers " Just because " she'll think " What has he done ? "
Offer to help she'll say " No I can do it " Don't offer to help she'll say " Why didn't you help ? "
Ask her " What's wrong ? " she'll say " Nothing " Don't ask and it's " You don't care ".

Brilliant and TOTALLY true!!!!!

Changing the washer on a tap at college was soooooo much easier than doing it at home!

Why do I always think of really good 'Random Thoughts' but can never remember them when I get on here?

Why the f**k are there adverts for M**che**er Un**ed's tour of the USA above?

If a cow sneezes does milk come out her nose...?

Chrissy wrote:

If a cow sneezes does milk come out her nose...?

No.

Pete wrote:

Changing the washer on a tap at college was soooooo much easier than doing it at home!

We had a lady plumber do some work for us last week. First time I haven't minded seeing a bit of "Builders Bum ".

ha ha Roger...At least you didnt see her "plumbers crack".....

Chrissy wrote:

ha ha Roger...At least you didnt see her "plumbers crack".....

But the Ballcock kept playing up !!!!!!!

Why does is it always start raining when I'm halfway between destinations whislt out on my bike?


Ever seen a jogger smile while jogging?

Why is there an advert for Scientology on here?

Why are Bacon sandwiches so good !!!??

Roger. H wrote:

Why are Bacon sandwiches so good !!!??

Grrr!!!! Only had a slice of toast for brekkie!!!

2 Bacon sarnies and 2 bottles of Hooky Gold for me.

Roger. H wrote:

2 Bacon sarnies and 2 bottles of Hooky Gold for me.

Is that a real ale/cider then?

A very nice real ale from the Hook Norton brewery.

Roger. H wrote:

A very nice real ale from the Hook Norton brewery.

Thought so. Beer & bacon butties!! So this is supper then as opposed to breakfast?

Yep. Off to bed soon.

Roger. H wrote:

Yep. Off to bed soon.

Sleep tight then sir. Pleasant dreams.