Star wars V, and the coolest place

The local talking heads just stoked my crackling wit with the Spawkling Gem of Ever-Lasting Knowledge concerning how Orlando has been voted the Coolest Place in the Country. ( whom by, we shall never know) The follow-up report was on the Thirtyeth-Year anniversary of Star Wars: the Empire Strikes Back, and the "biggest ever" Star Wars celebration being hosted by Otown, the coolest city in the world, this weekend. Star Wars V. . . Isn't the Latin numeral V a symbol to represent a count, or tally, ending in five???
Anyway . . . everybody has the same thoughts, though not simultaneously, ( thank Heavens) passing through their heads, ( yes, even in central Florida) and as fate would have it, someone actually gave this one some attention. "Hey! Why don't we change the name of Orlando, the coolest city on the planet, to Lando??!"
The report further stirred this case of mental gymnastics by stating that King ( of the Stoners) George What'shisface will be in attendance; as will Mark Tootyfruitypatooty ( he defeated the Dark Side); that crazy "driving-around-with-the-top-down" beach-cruiser, Chewbacca, will be in attendance; and Carrie Fisher. However, you shouldn't be lulled into expecting Billy Dee Williams to show-up ( he's the guy that played Lando Calryssion, and, I guess he did something else?) Or, Han Solo. Ofcourse, they may not realize that Orlando has been voted the coolest place in the universe, like ever. http://www.welcometolando.com/

Frethead wrote:

The local talking heads just stoked my crackling wit with the Spawkling Gem of Ever-Lasting Knowledge concerning how Orlando has been voted the Coolest Place in the Country. ( whom by, we shall never know) The follow-up report was on the Thirtyith-Year anniversary of Star Wars: the Empire Strikes Back, and the "biggest ever" Star Wars celebration being hosted by Otown, the coolest city in the world, this weekend. Star Wars V. . . Isn't the Latin numeral V a symbol to represent a count, or tally, ending in five???
Anyway . . . everybody has the same thoughts, though not simultaneously, ( thank Heavens) passing through their heads, ( yes, even in central Florida) and as fate would have it, someone actually gave this one some attention. "Hey! Why don't we change the name of Orlando, the coolest city on the planet, to Lando??!"
The report further stirred this case of mental gymnastics by stating that King ( of the Stoners) George What'shisface will be in attendance; as will Mark Tootyfruitypatooty; the original "driving-around-with-the-top-down" beach cruiser, Chewbacca, will be in attendance; and Carrie Fisher. However, you shouldn't be lulled into expecting Billy Dee Williams to show-up - he's the guy that played Lando Calryssion. Or, Han Solo. Ofcourse, they may not realize that Orlando has been voted the coolest place in the universe, like ever. http://www.welcometolando.com/

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Pete wrote:

Frethead wrote:

The local talking heads just stoked my crackling wit with the Spawkling Gem of Ever-Lasting Knowledge concerning how Orlando has been voted the Coolest Place in the Country. ( whom by, we shall never know) The follow-up report was on the Thirtyith-Year anniversary of Star Wars: the Empire Strikes Back, and the "biggest ever" Star Wars celebration being hosted by Otown, the coolest city in the world, this weekend. Star Wars V. . . Isn't the Latin numeral V a symbol to represent a count, or tally, ending in five???
Anyway . . . everybody has the same thoughts, though not simultaneously, ( thank Heavens) passing through their heads, ( yes, even in central Florida) and as fate would have it, someone actually gave this one some attention. "Hey! Why don't we change the name of Orlando, the coolest city on the planet, to Lando??!"
The report further stirred this case of mental gymnastics by stating that King ( of the Stoners) George What'shisface will be in attendance; as will Mark Tootyfruitypatooty; the original "driving-around-with-the-top-down" beach cruiser, Chewbacca, will be in attendance; and Carrie Fisher. However, you shouldn't be lulled into expecting Billy Dee Williams to show-up - he's the guy that played Lando Calryssion. Or, Han Solo. Ofcourse, they may not realize that Orlando has been voted the coolest place in the universe, like ever. http://www.welcometolando.com/

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