The Movie Quiz

" And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.' "

Roger you're funny!!!!!!!

Not me ! All down to saints Cleese, Idle, Palin, Chapman, Jones and Gilliam !!

Chrissy wrote:

allright you sensitive little people I will withdraw the big scary violent movie.....


Try this one:

"Haircut suits you, by the way.

No, it does, it does! No gag. 'Never make a joke about a woman's hair, clothes or menstrual cycles' - page one. "

There's two sides to this story I think...

Chrissy wrote:

very good...know the name?...where is rffb he should know this one.....

I believe I do...

Pete wrote:

Chrissy wrote:

very good...know the name?...where is rffb he should know this one.....

I believe I do...

so what is it !!!????

Roger H wrote:

Pete wrote:

Chrissy wrote:

very good...know the name?...where is rffb he should know this one.....

I believe I do...

so what is it !!!????

We still on 'Sliding Doors'?

Oh, not seen it. Give us a Boy's film to guess !!

Pete wrote:

Roger H wrote:

Oh, not seen it. Give us a Boy's film to guess !!

Come with me if you want to live.

That's better !! I believe it's said in all of them.

Roger H wrote:

Pete wrote:

Roger H wrote:

Oh, not seen it. Give us a Boy's film to guess !!

Come with me if you want to live.

That's better !! I believe it's said in all of them.

I believe so too...

You're up then!

Shall I tell anyone it's the Terminator franchise ??

Next : " I'm a fuel injected suicide machine !!"

Roger H wrote:

Shall I tell anyone it's the Terminator franchise ??

Next : " I'm a fuel injected suicide machine !!"

If they don't know where it's from then they've been living in a cave, under a rock for the last 30 years!

Have to think about yours.

That was a good one...Thought about it all night.....Think I got it...

I'm a rocker and roller a total out of controller a fuel injected suicide machine.....

and if I'm correct then that would be one of the best all time movies made Mad Max!

Chrissy wrote:

That was a good one...Thought about it all night.....Think I got it...

I'm a rocker and roller a total out of controller a fuel injected suicide machine.....

and if I'm correct then that would be one of the best all time movies made Mad Max!

Best get thinking of a new quote my dear...

Yep, your go Chrissy.

Chrissy wrote:

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb

Hmm..I Schwartz I knew this one...

If the Shwartz is with you then you do......

Chrissy wrote:

If the Shwartz is with you then you do......

Let me have my Yoghurt, then I'll have a think about it...

Same movie even better quote....."That bitch shot my hair"

Chrissy wrote:

Same movie even better quote....."That bitch shot my hair"

Spaceballs.



Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?