Sentence Of The Day.

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Sun Oct 31, 2010 5:03 am

Roger H wrote:: On arriving to visit me, my good friend Wally said " F***ing Hell Rog, your grass needs cutting !! " ............. Ha Ha Ha Ha...........................C*** !!!!!

at least he didn't ask for a 'leg up' with anything!!!!

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:53 am

C'MON THE TOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Sun Oct 31, 2010 7:36 pm

Chrissy wrote:: why use shampoo.....you mean salve......
ha ha I have inflicted my bad spelling on another!!!
duh duh duh

LMAO I thought I corrected that. I must have forgotten. Smile

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:54 am

This is not going to plan...

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:33 pm

" I saw this in the Red Cross shop and had to get it for you " Said my friend Andre as he brought a zimmer frame through the door. Thanks Mate !! W***er !! Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:28 am

Tips to avoid Alligators: Don't swim in waters inhabited by large Alligators.

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:09 am

Can't argue with that.

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:15 am

Don't let depression kill you; let the church help.

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:25 am

" You're a godamn vampire Micheal !!! wait 'till Mom finds out !!" Very Happy

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:43 pm

Watch out for Number One, and be careful that you don't step in Number Two

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:16 am

He (Zinedine Zidane) goes into this if not the best player in the world, as the best player in the world.

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:46 am

" Oh for f*** sake Squirt !! Don't you understand English !!! "

Hmm, probably not, she's a Jack Russell. Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:46 am

Kira, stop putting your ass in my face!

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:49 am

Oh the joy of Pet owning !! Laughing

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:53 am

Roger The Shrubber wrote:: Oh the joy of Pet owning !!

Yep. Slept downstairs on the sofa last night as Ruth is full of cold and the futon in the spare room is currently under a load of rubbish. As much as I enjoy her lying next to me and purring down my ear I don't really need her ass in my face as she makes herself comfy!

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:57 am

A big rule in our house..................our bed is for us not the pets !!!! ( I almost put No Squirt in bed, but that just didn't sound right !! Shocked

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Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:05 am

Roger The Shrubber wrote:: A big rule in our house..................our bed is for us not the pets !!!! ( I almost put No Squirt in bed, but that just didn't sound right !! )

I think if I tried to apply that rule I'd end up out on the street!

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:14 am

It does help when you're both of the same mind.

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:17 am

Roger The Shrubber wrote:: It does help when you're both of the same mind.

Yes, it would. Considering when I met Ruth she already had the cats and they were sue ti sleeping in the bed, there's not really a lot I could do.

With regard Kira last night. I was infringing on her property so I can't argue there.

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:37 am

" Sorry I'm a bit early "
" And I'm sorry I've got no trousers on !!"

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:40 am

Roger The Shrubber wrote:: " Sorry I'm a bit early "
" And I'm sorry I've got no trousers on !!"

PHWOOAAAR!!!! Not 'arf!

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:05 am

Life is such a Carry On !! Very Happy

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:02 am

More a statement but...

TV Presenter (on Test the nation): Who was Winston Churchill? A rapper, US president, The British PM or a King.

Danielle Lloyd ( Miss GB 2006): Wasn't her the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black...

Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:33 am

Pete wrote:: More a statement but...

TV Presenter (on Test the nation): Who was Winston Churchill? A rapper, US president, The British PM or a King.

Danielle Lloyd ( Miss GB 2006): Wasn't her the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black...

That proves the quality of our education system that has been destroyed over the last 10 years.

Subject: Re: Sentence Of The Day. Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:21 am

I'm sorry Mr Gray, you've been on the wrong inhaler for that last two months... Rolling Eyes