Ozzy Osbourne 'It haunts me, all this crazy stuff'

Ozzy Osbourne is to release an autobiography later this year, it has been announced.

The former Black Sabbath frontman and hard rock legend will detail his spectacular career in the book.

"I Am Ozzy, The Autobiography" chronicles the star's humble beginnings in the UK to his current position as international music and TV celebrity.

In a statement, he revealed what fans can expect from the bio, explaining: "It haunts me, all this crazy stuff.

"I took lethal combinations of booze and drugs for thirty fucking years. I survived a direct hit by a plane, suicidal overdoses, STDs. I have been accused of attempted murder.

"Then I almost died while riding over a bump on a quad bike at fucking two miles per hour. People ask me how come I'm still alive, and I don't know what to say", he said.

No rest for the wicked?

If i was reading this i would close the book after 1995

Yeah, I think I would throw it across the room around the "and John wed Sharon" part.

Frethead wrote:

Yeah, I think I would throw it across the room around the "and John wed Sharon" part.

No no!!!

If you did that then you'd miss the hilarity of reading about Ozzy trying to strangle the bint to death!!!!!...

RFFB wrote:

Frethead wrote:

Yeah, I think I would throw it across the room around the "and John wed Sharon" part.

No no!!!

If you did that then you'd miss the hilarity of reading about Ozzy trying to strangle the bint to death!!!!!...

Shame he failed really...

Pete wrote:

RFFB wrote:

Frethead wrote:

Yeah, I think I would throw it across the room around the "and John wed Sharon" part.

No no!!!

If you did that then you'd miss the hilarity of reading about Ozzy trying to strangle the bint to death!!!!!...

Shame he failed really...

LOL! Ozzy would do better to just retire. Now he seems bent on ruining another band, Firewind, by getting Gus G. to join him. But I can imagine it eats at him that H&H are in the spotlight...

Alex

exact33 wrote:

Pete wrote:

RFFB wrote:

Frethead wrote:

Yeah, I think I would throw it across the room around the "and John wed Sharon" part.

No no!!!

If you did that then you'd miss the hilarity of reading about Ozzy trying to strangle the bint to death!!!!!...

Shame he failed really...

LOL! Ozzy would do better to just retire. Now he seems bent on ruining another band, Firewind, by getting Gus G. to join him. But I can imagine it eats at him that H&H are in the spotlight...

Alex

And Gus G can rip like demon!

For those who are not familiar...

Matty35 wrote:

And Gus G can rip like demon!

For those who are not familiar...

sure can! Their last two albums - Allegiance and The Premonition are fantastic!!

WHAT !!!!!! NO !!!! Please Gus don't do it !!!!!!! I LOVE Firewind, don't let the Witch and the Fool destroy your band !!!!

exact33 wrote:

Matty35 wrote:

And Gus G can rip like demon!

For those who are not familiar...

sure can! Their last two albums - Allegiance and The Premonition are fantastic!!

Frethead wrote:

exact33 wrote:

Matty35 wrote:

And Gus G can rip like demon!

For those who are not familiar...

sure can! Their last two albums - Allegiance and The Premonition are fantastic!!

Does our Tommy not like Firewind then?

Matty35 wrote:

Frethead wrote:

exact33 wrote:

Matty35 wrote:

And Gus G can rip like demon!

For those who are not familiar...

sure can! Their last two albums - Allegiance and The Premonition are fantastic!!

Does our Tommy not like Firewind then?

I wouldn't go so far as to say that I don't like them, Matty. The music is crucially lifeless . . . dereft of enthusiasm/ excitement, and essentially blasts a statement against itself. Sort -of an exercise in monotonous madness in which the end is mediocrity.

Matty35 wrote:

If i was reading this i would close the book after 1995

I wouldn't. I'd want to see where Sharon took complete control of him...