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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:25 am | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:25 am | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:32 am | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:35 am | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:40 am | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:50 am | |
| - Matty35 wrote:
Wot, not even page three? Just buy a porn mag. | |
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RFFB
Number of posts : 6436 Age : 111 Location : Anywhere but where I am! Registration date : 2009-01-24
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:48 pm | |
| Anyone remember the, very!, short lived political party who called themselves something like 'The Campaign To Get the s*n Reclassified As A Comic Party'...hell, I'd have voted for them if they'd stood in my area!
the s*n is just utter, utter shite. | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:25 am | |
| One day a hippy gets on a bus full of nuns. he looks around and see's one that is looking particularily good. after he popped a stiffy he went up to the nun and said I want to fu** you.
No replied the nun I am a woman of the lord i will never sleep with you
The hippy was really depressed, but on his way off the bus the bus driver told him that the nun goes to the church to pray everynight at midnight. all he had to do was get a god mask and tell her to screw him.
at exactly midnight the hippy spotted the nun go into the church, he put on his mask and said I am god fu** me.
the nun then replied only in the ass though. the hippy agreed and they got it on for hours.
when they were done the hippy took off his mask and shouted "ha, ha" I'm the hippy the nun then took off her mask and said "ha ha" I'm the bus driver. | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:45 am | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 64 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:46 am | |
| A scouser goes into a job centre and says " I'm hard working, willing to do long hours and am desperate to find a job " The agent says " You're in luck ! We have a vacancy with millionare who wants a driver to ferry his 18 year old nymphomaniac twin daughters around, and is offering £100,000 a year." The scouser says " You're bullshitting me! " So the agent says " Well you started it ! " | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:49 am | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 64 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:36 am | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:57 am | |
| There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again. Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help. The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want." The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr." After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?" | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:18 am | |
| Interesting Year 1981 1 . Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament. 4. The pope died
Interesting Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament* 4. The pope died
Lesson to be learned: The next time Charles gets married, someone warn the Pope. | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:57 am | |
| He,He thats funny! Life does tend to repeat itself...... | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:59 am | |
| - Matty35 wrote:
- Interesting Year 1981
1 . Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament. 4. The pope died
Interesting Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament* 4. The pope died
Lesson to be learned: The next time Charles gets married, someone warn the Pope. You forgot to mention the new Dr Who...too. | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 64 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:06 am | |
| The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
She answered...................
The Teeth !! | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:23 am | |
| - Roger H wrote:
- The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
She answered...................
The Teeth !! | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 64 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:25 pm | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:43 am | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:33 am | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:01 pm | |
| What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks Funny! | |
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RFFB
Number of posts : 6436 Age : 111 Location : Anywhere but where I am! Registration date : 2009-01-24
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:13 am | |
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