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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677
Age : 54
Location : Burbank, California
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Frethead
Number of posts : 3032
Age : 55
Location : Ormond Beach, Florida
Job/hobbies : consumption
Registration date : 2009-02-17
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:04 am | |
| You know what the opposite of white is?
yolk | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230
Age : 64
Location : The Cave Of Goodies.
Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal.
Registration date : 2009-01-20
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:14 am | |
| - Frethead wrote:
- You know what the opposite of white is?
yolk Where did you Poach that one from !!??  | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317
Age : 50
Location : Desolation Boulevard..
Job/hobbies : Sometimes...
Registration date : 2009-01-15
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:51 am | |
| - Roger H wrote:
- Frethead wrote:
- You know what the opposite of white is?
yolk
Where did you Poach that one from !!?? Dirk Benedict? | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677
Age : 54
Location : Burbank, California
Registration date : 2009-01-14
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:18 am | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317
Age : 50
Location : Desolation Boulevard..
Job/hobbies : Sometimes...
Registration date : 2009-01-15
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:25 am | |
| - Chrissy wrote:
- eggactly
That's an Oeuful yolk Chrissy. | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230
Age : 64
Location : The Cave Of Goodies.
Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal.
Registration date : 2009-01-20
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:39 am | |
| Trust someone to crack that one. | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317
Age : 50
Location : Desolation Boulevard..
Job/hobbies : Sometimes...
Registration date : 2009-01-15
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:47 am | |
| - Roger H wrote:
- Trust someone to crack that one.
I was gonna wait till Frieday but I though it was too good to wait... | |
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RFFB
Number of posts : 6436
Age : 111
Location : Anywhere but where I am!
Registration date : 2009-01-24
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:30 pm | |
| A teacher asks the kids in class what number follows on from another...
first she asks Timmy what follows 13...14 says Johnny...very good says the teacher
next she asks Julie what follows 82...83 says Julie...very good says the teacher
then she asks Johnny what follows 69...Johnny sits and thinks for a second then replies...
mouth wash and a wet wipe, Miss!!! | |
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RFFB
Number of posts : 6436
Age : 111
Location : Anywhere but where I am!
Registration date : 2009-01-24
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:54 am | |
| a friend just bought a Alexander McQueen jumper...he doesnt like it to much tho...
says its a bit tight about the neck but it hangs well!!!!!!!! | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677
Age : 54
Location : Burbank, California
Registration date : 2009-01-14
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:30 pm | |
| Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45lbs.........  | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230
Age : 64
Location : The Cave Of Goodies.
Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal.
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:52 am | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317
Age : 50
Location : Desolation Boulevard..
Job/hobbies : Sometimes...
Registration date : 2009-01-15
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:57 am | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230
Age : 64
Location : The Cave Of Goodies.
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:02 am | |
| Oh God !! I wouldn't wish that on anyone !!! | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677
Age : 54
Location : Burbank, California
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677
Age : 54
Location : Burbank, California
Registration date : 2009-01-14
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:20 am | |
| a young man is waiting with his mates about to get married...He has a big smile on his face...When asked why he says..Last night she gave me best blow job....married life is going to just be the best......
Flash to the bride she is talking with her friends with a huge smile on her face....When asked why she said.."I just gave the last blow job i'm ever gonna have to give. married life is going to be the best.!" | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230
Age : 64
Location : The Cave Of Goodies.
Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal.
Registration date : 2009-01-20
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:13 am | |
| Never a truer word spoken !!!  | |
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Rev
Number of posts : 1621
Age : 58
Location : T-Town, Okies
Job/hobbies : Maker of Metal
Registration date : 2009-01-16
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:19 am | |
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RFFB
Number of posts : 6436
Age : 111
Location : Anywhere but where I am!
Registration date : 2009-01-24
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:38 pm | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317
Age : 50
Location : Desolation Boulevard..
Job/hobbies : Sometimes...
Registration date : 2009-01-15
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:51 am | |
| - Roger H wrote:
- Never a truer word spoken !!!
Absofuckinglutely! | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677
Age : 54
Location : Burbank, California
Registration date : 2009-01-14
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:17 am | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230
Age : 64
Location : The Cave Of Goodies.
Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal.
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:38 am | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677
Age : 54
Location : Burbank, California
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RFFB
Number of posts : 6436
Age : 111
Location : Anywhere but where I am!
Registration date : 2009-01-24
| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:14 pm | |
| O...M...G!
Chrissy's found a new 'smilies' site!!!! | |
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Roger. H
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:09 pm | |
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