Random Thoughts

Matty35 wrote:

When are Skid Row gonna re - unite with Seb Bach

When Hell freeze over!!


Why are there suddenly so many Man Citeh tops around?

I can't wait til our friend comes for a swim later today in her bikini:)

I think I'll have a stroll up Colmers Hill and survey my Kingdom.

Hope the swimming pool isn't too busy tonight...

Why are so many of the posts on this thread not really random!!!!

RFFB wrote:

Why are so many of the posts on this thread not really random!!!!

Ok...What smell does a glockenspiel make when it cries havoc and let's slip the gods of orange juice?

Maybe it should be called the Touretts Thread. F*** S*** & B******* !!!!

Pete wrote:

RFFB wrote:

Why are so many of the posts on this thread not really random!!!!

Ok...What smell does a glockenspiel make when it cries havoc and let's slip the gods of orange juice?

Now THAT is random!!!!!!

Isn't a Glockenspiel a huge, WWI rifle?

Frethead wrote:

Isn't a Glockenspiel a huge, WWI rifle?

Who knows?


Does it smell funny to you in here?

Pete wrote:

Frethead wrote:

Isn't a Glockenspiel a huge, WWI rifle?

Who knows?


Does it smell funny to you in here?

Noun 1. glockenspiel - a percussion instrument consisting of a set of graduated metal bars mounted on a frame and played with small hammers
orchestral bells
percussion instrument, percussive instrument - a musical instrument in which the sound is produced by one object striking another

Frethead wrote:

Pete wrote:

Frethead wrote:

Isn't a Glockenspiel a huge, WWI rifle?

Who knows?


Does it smell funny to you in here?

Noun 1. glockenspiel - a percussion instrument consisting of a set of graduated metal bars mounted on a frame and played with small hammers
orchestral bells
percussion instrument, percussive instrument - a musical instrument in which the sound is produced by one object striking another

Thanks.

What's a man to do when to do what man has to to do would be to do a mans doing?

Whoah. Who are you and what have you done with our brother, Pete?!

Frethead wrote:

Whoah. Who are you and what have you done with our brother, Pete?!

Weird huh...something about some man to do.....

just kidding....

Frethead wrote:

Whoah. Who are you and what have you done with our brother, Pete?!

Who is this 'Pete' you speaketh of?

If it's acceptable for a monkey to fling shit at another monkey, why can't I fling shit at another human..after all humans and apes are 90ish % related dna wise???

Chrissy wrote:

Pete wrote:

Frethead wrote:

Whoah. Who are you and what have you done with our brother, Pete?!

Who is this 'Pete' you speaketh of?

If it's acceptable for a monkey to fling shit at another monkey, why can't I fling shit at another human..after all humans and apes are 90ish % related dna wise???

You may and you should!!!!!!!

uuuummm. ( whispering) Can I get a little Yikes napkin over here? I think I may be in the wrong place. Ehh, eeEEHHHHHRRRRRHHHHHWWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWYYYYYRRRRRR! Hell yeah, Pete! Knock the bastard out, man!

Frethead wrote:

uuuummm. ( whispering) Can I get a little Yikes napkin over here? I think I may be in the wrong place. Ehh, eeEEHHHHHRRRRRHHHHHWWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWYYYYYRRRRRR! Hell yeah, Pete! Knock the bastard out, man!

Ok I want the story on this one.....You tell me and Ill tell you about telling another mother to Fuck off at Kung Fu on Monday.......

Chrissy wrote:

Frethead wrote:

uuuummm. ( whispering) Can I get a little Yikes napkin over here? I think I may be in the wrong place. Ehh, eeEEHHHHHRRRRRHHHHHWWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWYYYYYRRRRRR! Hell yeah, Pete! Knock the bastard out, man!

Ok I want the story on this one.....You tell me and Ill tell you about telling another mother to Fuck off at Kung Fu on Monday.......

Cool! Did you kick her ass?

I will start a new thread and tell you......

Chrissy wrote:

I will start a new thread and tell you......

Chrissy's Kicking a$$!!! Woo Hoo!!!

What you're learning to do, Chrissy, is closer to Chinese boxing, or WU SU ( woo-shoo). Self preservation is the emphasis of kungfu, of which the boxing would be a sub-category of, by it's relation with self-defense. Regarding the funny exchange with Pete - there isn't a story to tell, as far as I know. I was just going -on about how Pete seems to have loosened up his gravity belt a little. A poor choice of words, perhaps. It seems that I do that periodically, and it hits more like a shrapnel grenade than a bullet, so, in the case that I say anything to insult or harm anyone today, please bear with me. I'll probably make mistakes all over the place, today!

ever feel like someone is watching your every move?