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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Sun Oct 31, 2010 5:03 am

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On arriving to visit me, my good friend Wally said " F***ing Hell Rog, your grass needs cutting !! " Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes ............. Ha Ha Ha Ha...........................C*** !!!!! Very Happy Very Happy
lol!

at least he didn't ask for a 'leg up' with anything!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:53 am

C'MON THE TOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Sun Oct 31, 2010 7:36 pm

Chrissy wrote:
why use shampoo.....you mean salve......
ha ha I have inflicted my bad spelling on another!!!
duh duh duh

LMAO I thought I corrected that. I must have forgotten. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Mon Nov 01, 2010 5:54 am

This is not going to plan...
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:33 pm

" I saw this in the Red Cross shop and had to get it for you " Said my friend Andre as he brought a zimmer frame through the door. Thanks Mate !! W***er !! Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:28 am

Tips to avoid Alligators: Don't swim in waters inhabited by large Alligators.
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:09 am

Can't argue with that.
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:15 am

Don't let depression kill you; let the church help.
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:25 am

" You're a godamn vampire Micheal !!! wait 'till Mom finds out !!" Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:43 pm

Watch out for Number One, and be careful that you don't step in Number Two
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:16 am

He (Zinedine Zidane) goes into this if not the best player in the world, as the best player in the world.
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:46 am

" Oh for f*** sake Squirt !! Don't you understand English !!! "

Hmm, probably not, she's a Jack Russell. Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:46 am

Kira, stop putting your ass in my face!
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:49 am

Oh the joy of Pet owning !! Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:53 am

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Oh the joy of Pet owning !! Laughing Laughing

Yep. Slept downstairs on the sofa last night as Ruth is full of cold and the futon in the spare room is currently under a load of rubbish. As much as I enjoy her lying next to me and purring down my ear I don't really need her ass in my face as she makes herself comfy!


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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:57 am

A big rule in our house..................our bed is for us not the pets !!!! ( I almost put No Squirt in bed, but that just didn't sound right !! Shocked )
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:05 am

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A big rule in our house..................our bed is for us not the pets !!!! ( I almost put No Squirt in bed, but that just didn't sound right !! Shocked )

I think if I tried to apply that rule I'd end up out on the street!
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:14 am

It does help when you're both of the same mind.
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:17 am

Roger The Shrubber wrote:
It does help when you're both of the same mind.

Yes, it would. Considering when I met Ruth she already had the cats and they were sue ti sleeping in the bed, there's not really a lot I could do.

With regard Kira last night. I was infringing on her property so I can't argue there.
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:37 am

" Sorry I'm a bit early "
" And I'm sorry I've got no trousers on !!"
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:40 am

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" Sorry I'm a bit early "
" And I'm sorry I've got no trousers on !!"


PHWOOAAAR!!!! Not 'arf!
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:05 am

Life is such a Carry On !! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:02 am

More a statement but...


TV Presenter (on Test the nation): Who was Winston Churchill? A rapper, US president, The British PM or a King.

Danielle Lloyd ( Miss GB 2006): Wasn't her the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black...

Rolling Eyes Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:33 am

Pete wrote:
More a statement but...


TV Presenter (on Test the nation): Who was Winston Churchill? A rapper, US president, The British PM or a King.

Danielle Lloyd ( Miss GB 2006): Wasn't her the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black...

Rolling Eyes Evil or Very Mad

That proves the quality of our education system that has been destroyed over the last 10 years.
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PostSubject: Re: Sentence Of The Day.   Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:21 am

I'm sorry Mr Gray, you've been on the wrong inhaler for that last two months... Rolling Eyes
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