Uhhh . . . Purty Lady!!! Ah -hem! I hurd you had got a new moon coming around yonder on yer calinder yer, ther! Ep, eers hopin' yuh have a good un! Com un boys, let's give 'er a really good 'un to uhmmember ih tall by! Ah - uhn, too, three, uhh, yoo no! Tooyooorn it yup!
Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Marty Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:57 am
Happy Birthday Marty
Marty
Number of posts : 3056 Age : 61 Location : windy city Registration date : 2009-01-16
Whoooah yeah! Daytona Beach?! I yusbernt downair!!! I might ought to be bartending out there by next year, yessir. Two.
You speak like that very well Fret.
I rekkin its sekon nature since you are from dem parts.
Maybe we can stop in yer bartendin place and get to meet you and Mrs. Fretmeister.
Yes, well . . . I don't bitch. She doesn't fret. Weeeellll, you no . . . Eyes bernt rawt on roun' these heeyahr pahts - rouin' th' cawnuh of th' Big Dee, buuut, Ah dee idgro on up in Gorgie. Yep! Ah filled 'em rawt on inup inair, Ah reckon! Aw, eyes posin' it to leave a mawk. Shit.
Marty
Number of posts : 3056 Age : 61 Location : windy city Registration date : 2009-01-16
Whoooah yeah! Daytona Beach?! I yusbernt downair!!! I might ought to be bartending out there by next year, yessir. Two.
You speak like that very well Fret.
I rekkin its sekon nature since you are from dem parts.
Maybe we can stop in yer bartendin place and get to meet you and Mrs. Fretmeister.
Yes, well . . . I don't bitch. She doesn't fret. Weeeellll, you no . . . Eyes bernt rawt on roun' these heeyahr pahts - rouin' th' cawnuh of th' Big Dee, buuut, Ah dee idgro on up in Gorgie. Yep! Ah filled 'em rawt on inup inair, Ah reckon! Aw, eyes posin' it to leave a mawk. Shit.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I do beeeleve I undastood u after I read it about 5 times. Now that we are on the same page. And you know close to where I was Bernt as you put it we got the Home of the MOB. Infact I'm headed to the Melrose Park Fest tooomoro. The whole police force is there nutn but Pizones. No chit we got Franky uh Joey,den deres Tommy and Philly fugetaboudit. Deres no better Italian food this side a harlem. Oh and I look forward to da Dean Martin Impersonator too....yeah u know. It's a good time. shit.
Frethead
Number of posts : 3032 Age : 55 Location : Ormond Beach, Florida Job/hobbies : consumption Registration date : 2009-02-17
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 63 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Marty Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:25 am
I'm obviously going to have to get a Floridian-English dictionary for when I come over !!!!!
RFFB
Number of posts : 6436 Age : 111 Location : Anywhere but where I am! Registration date : 2009-01-24
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Marty Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:07 am
Roger H wrote:
I'm obviously going to have to get a Floridian-English dictionary for when I come over !!!!!
And the Americans say they have hard time understanding US with our regional accents!!!!!!
I diven't knae what the whipper-snapper was torkin aboot!
Frethead
Number of posts : 3032 Age : 55 Location : Ormond Beach, Florida Job/hobbies : consumption Registration date : 2009-02-17
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Marty Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:08 am
Cluck - cluck. ( what is that, anyway?!) My first guess is that it's supposed to be the sound that a duck makes, but, how would a duck make that sound?!
Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 63 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Marty Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:13 am
Frethead wrote:
Cluck - cluck. ( what is that, anyway?!) My first guess is that it's supposed to be the sound that a duck makes, but, how would a duck make that sound?!
Would a Duck with a sense of humour Quack a few jokes ??
Frethead
Number of posts : 3032 Age : 55 Location : Ormond Beach, Florida Job/hobbies : consumption Registration date : 2009-02-17
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Marty Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:53 am
AaAaAafllllaAaAaAac!!!
Marty
Number of posts : 3056 Age : 61 Location : windy city Registration date : 2009-01-16
Yeah, you now! The duck! Aflac! Quack! E-surance has the animated special agents, Geico has the Gecko and the cavemen, Progressive has the halfway cute, dingle -dozer with the surprise ending. Hah-Hah! ( right?!) You know, like you checking 'er out, or something! "Mm-hmm . . . O. K. tits, sort -of cute, she has the big eyes and you've got love that, hmmm, and then you're like HOLY MOTHER OF. . . !
laxcdn
Number of posts : 1218 Age : 55 Location : Winnipeg Registration date : 2009-02-02
Subject: Happy Birthday Marty 
Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:28 am
The cow says, " Mooooo."
I'm obviously going to have to get a Floridian-English dictionary for when I come over !!!!! 
HOLY MOTHER OF. . . ! 
