Our office stinks!!!

No. It's nothing to do with the Rogan Josh we had for tea last night!

We have a blocked sink in the breakout area that is currently being fixed... As we work in an open plan office there's a lovely aroma in the air!


I feel quite

What's the Breakout area ?? Somewhere you listen to Ace Frehley tracks ??

Roger H wrote:

What's the Breakout area ?? Somewhere you listen to Ace Frehley tracks ??

Yes!! Sorry, the breakout area is where the sink/hot water/coffee machine is.

It's situated in the middle of the floor plate, with meeting rooms and desks around it...

Oh, sounds fascinating, I'm so glad I asked !!

Roger H wrote:

Oh, sounds fascinating, I'm so glad I asked !!

Take my word...IT STINKS!!!!

Plus we don't have windows that can open as we have a new fangled cold air condtioning system!!

can't they reverse that new air system and pull some of it out?

Chrissy wrote:

can't they reverse that new air system and pull some of it out?

That would be the sensible thing...we never do the sensible thng here!

The other sensible thing would've been to sort the blocked sink out after 6PM when the majority of staff have gone home...

this is true!!!!!!!!!to bad you didnt bring an orange with you today..That would probably help!

Chrissy wrote:

this is true!!!!!!!!!to bad you didnt bring an orange with you today..That would probably help!

Yeah! An orange! (how? )

because at least it smells really good when you peel it open and the smell tends to move around......
Sounds like you probably need 10 though not one!

Chrissy wrote:

because at least it smells really good when you peel it open and the smell tends to move around......
Sounds like you probably need 10 though not one!

Right!! Exactly what I was thinking!!! To be fair smell has gone now...

Pete wrote:

Chrissy wrote:

because at least it smells really good when you peel it open and the smell tends to move around......
Sounds like you probably need 10 though not one!

Right!! Exactly what I was thinking!!! To be fair smell has gone now...

yeah for you!!!!!!!!!

Chrissy wrote:

this is true!!!!!!!!!to bad you didnt bring an orange with you today..That would probably help!

Surely any Citrus fruit would have the same effect !!?? A nice fresh lime for example, preferably smothered in Vodka !!

Roger H wrote:

Chrissy wrote:

this is true!!!!!!!!!to bad you didnt bring an orange with you today..That would probably help!

Surely any Citrus fruit would have the same effect !!?? A nice fresh lime for example, preferably smothered in Vodka !!

Hmmm...that sounds like a plan...

Pete wrote:

Roger H wrote:

Chrissy wrote:

this is true!!!!!!!!!to bad you didnt bring an orange with you today..That would probably help!

Surely any Citrus fruit would have the same effect !!?? A nice fresh lime for example, preferably smothered in Vodka !!

Hmmm...that sounds like a plan...

Don't tempt me, I'm working my notice at Waitrose this week but it's very hard not to just say " Stuff it "" and not go in !!!

Roger H wrote:

Pete wrote:

Roger H wrote:

Chrissy wrote:

this is true!!!!!!!!!to bad you didnt bring an orange with you today..That would probably help!

Surely any Citrus fruit would have the same effect !!?? A nice fresh lime for example, preferably smothered in Vodka !!

Hmmm...that sounds like a plan...

Don't tempt me, I'm working my notice at Waitrose this week but it's very hard not to just say " Stuff it "" and not go in !!!

Errr...take it to work? Are they gonna sack you for it?

I'm FAR too professional for that !!! I have a pride in my " replenishment " technique !!

I think the workmen digging up the path outside out building must've hit the sewage tanks as it's very stinky!

That smell would bring back memories of my Dyno-Rod days.

Roger. H wrote:

That smell would bring back memories of my Dyno-Rod days.

Nice (Not!)

Yeah, that was a shitty job.

at least it would be safe to fart.

You could get away with a lot more than a fart !!!