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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:24 pm | |
| Thought this would be fun. We all do things we wish we could hit the rewind button on. Although i tend to have this happen a lot, here is one at the top of my list.
Those who know me well know i am going through huge amounts of construction at my house. We are still living here and the noise sometimes gets a little deafening. Santa Claus brought me a Nano so I am able to pop those little plugs in my ears and disappear. Which is what I did this morning. I was sick of listening to the framers and as I had the music turned up way to loud and since I was all alone in my side of the house I guess I got a little carried away and while I was doing my best stripper without a pole moves I feel a tap on my shoulder. I swung around to find my electrical contractor behind me. Not only did I literally jump out of my skin, I drop my Nano into the sink and almost took a swing at the poor guy. Did I mention I had only met him once a few months back so I really couldn't figure out who he was. Who knows how long he was standing there..... It was classy let me tell you. I couldn't even talk to the poor guy, I'll deal with him tomorrow.
Of course do I get any sympathy from my husband of course not. After he got done laughing his ass off his only comment was "What song were yah dancing too."
Ozzy-Mississippi Queen
Sorry upscope no video! | |
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'Scope
Number of posts : 887 Age : 54 Location : Vegas Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:24 pm | |
| A video would be nice.
You know this story kinda has a porn storyline too it. Upscope REALLY thought you were going to bang the construction dude?? Girl dancing away....Construction dude secretly watches....Girl discovers construction dude secretly watching.....Construction dude blushes....Girl says 'oh no I'm flattered' & pushes construction dude on the bed....Husband later walks in & says 'why is the Nano in the sink' & at first is outraged & then joins in....The rest of the construction crew watches through the windows....
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:32 pm | |
| pig! : Tell me a story about you! | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:57 am | |
| Not so much embarrassing but a "fuck up" all the same! You've probably done this - I dropped my mobile phone & trod on it which cracked the screen.. What a fuckin idiot!!!! | |
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Marty
Number of posts : 3056 Age : 61 Location : windy city Registration date : 2009-01-16
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:50 pm | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:03 pm | |
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Mary1234
Number of posts : 316 Age : 54 Location : South Carolina Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:31 pm | |
| I have a cold so I get lazy and obnoxious and stuffed a tissue up my nostril while I was driving to work. Nobody else around, who cares!! Well, I forget the tissue is shoved up my nose and come to a redlight and I looked over to see who was next to me....and a HOT guy is laughing his ass off.
I died. Whatever. I shoved it back in.... | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:40 pm | |
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Mary1234
Number of posts : 316 Age : 54 Location : South Carolina Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:59 pm | |
| - Chrissy wrote:
- priceless!
I kid you not!! That happened this morning...Im tired of blowing my nose....so the next best thing is shovin the old kleenex up the schnoz.... | |
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RFFB
Number of posts : 6436 Age : 111 Location : Anywhere but where I am! Registration date : 2009-01-24
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:20 pm | |
| - Mary1234 wrote:
- Chrissy wrote:
- priceless!
I kid you not!! That happened this morning...Im tired of blowing my nose....so the next best thing is shovin the old kleenex up the schnoz.... Yeah! I do that too!!!! | |
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Mary1234
Number of posts : 316 Age : 54 Location : South Carolina Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:27 pm | |
| - RFFB wrote:
- Mary1234 wrote:
- Chrissy wrote:
- priceless!
I kid you not!! That happened this morning...Im tired of blowing my nose....so the next best thing is shovin the old kleenex up the schnoz.... Yeah! I do that too!!!! Well thank God Im not the only one!! LOL | |
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RFFB
Number of posts : 6436 Age : 111 Location : Anywhere but where I am! Registration date : 2009-01-24
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:36 pm | |
| - Mary1234 wrote:
- RFFB wrote:
- Mary1234 wrote:
- Chrissy wrote:
- priceless!
I kid you not!! That happened this morning...Im tired of blowing my nose....so the next best thing is shovin the old kleenex up the schnoz.... Yeah! I do that too!!!! Well thank God Im not the only one!! LOL I was kinda thinking the same thing!!! I am not alone!!!... Forgot to say...funny story aswell...Love the way you just stuck it back up...THAT cracked me up...!!!... | |
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RFFB
Number of posts : 6436 Age : 111 Location : Anywhere but where I am! Registration date : 2009-01-24
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:52 pm | |
| Might as well admit to my stupidity! Last night, late on, I was on here and noticed the 'chat' facility. Decided to check it out, see how it works and all that. Thing was there was only me on the site so I had a brief natter with myself...only to find out when I logged out that the convo with myself was saved!!! And I couldn't delete it!! And theres also a soddin archive facility... So now I you're all gonna be thinkin "this guys freakin wierd! He chats with himself online!"... Oh well...it's done now!!!... | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:09 am | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:13 am | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
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Mary1234
Number of posts : 316 Age : 54 Location : South Carolina Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:19 am | |
| Ok, heres a good one.
Yesterday Im in line at the grocery store buying some much needed mint chocolate chip ice cream. There is a man in front of me and a woman behind me, when I suddenly felt the urge to belch. I tried to make it quiet so no one would hear and it didnt work to well.....it came out VERY loud and the man in front of me turned around and said " Wow, that was really nice"...the woman behind me was appalled too....I turned around to see who else had heard and a few other people were looking at me and chuckleing....I was red in the face.... | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:20 am | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:24 am | |
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Mary1234
Number of posts : 316 Age : 54 Location : South Carolina Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:26 am | |
| I usually try and hold in my burp's, cus it is kinda rude, but I just couldnt with this one....it was funny.
Jeez, this and the tissue up my nose.....I must seem like a real class act!!! | |
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Matty35 Admin
Number of posts : 1996 Age : 53 Location : United Kingdom Job/hobbies : Chuggin On The Low E Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:29 am | |
| - Mary1234 wrote:
- I usually try and hold in my burp's, cus it is kinda rude, but I just couldnt with this one....it was funny.
Jeez, this and the tissue up my nose.....I must seem like a real class act!!! Dont worry Mary, we all have our moments..funny though!! Thanks for posting.. | |
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RFFB
Number of posts : 6436 Age : 111 Location : Anywhere but where I am! Registration date : 2009-01-24
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:58 pm | |
| - Pete wrote:
Can't you post it first?!?!? It was nothin interestin! Only about 8 lines of text on the lines of... 'So I'm logged in' 'Yes, you are' 'Cool here ain't it' 'Yeah' 'Wow instant smilies' that kinda sh*t!!!! Still...quite embarassing!!!... Take joy in my pain...!...
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danigirl
Number of posts : 25 Age : 48 Location : philadelphia, pa Job/hobbies : full time pain in the ass.... Registration date : 2009-01-22
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:32 pm | |
| ok well since i am a natural born clutz i have many stories of my fumblings, but here is my most recent. we had a snow/ice storm here on tuesday night into wednesday morning i made it thru walking down my steps up the street and even the whole cleaning my car process, i figured wow the first time i didnt slide and fall on ice..cool !!! well i pull into my work parking lot now keep in mind by this time wednesday morning it was the slushy hard ice on the ground.. i get outta my car start to walk thru the parking lot and slide and fell right on my ass my hands went right thru the ice into the slushy mess beneath, my ass is now soaked, my gloves are soaked and i hurt my ass, only to see a parking lot full of people giggling their ass's off at the fat chick that fell, and not one person helped me up....i was a soaked mess !!! | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 64 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:53 pm | |
| Would it be indelicate of me to say that it might be embarrassing to spell embarrass wrong in the topic title ? I know how to make friends. | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately? Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:26 pm | |
| that would be me!
I never did claim to be edumacated!
Thanks though Roger I do feel so much better now! | |
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