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Chrissy



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PostSubject: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately?   Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:24 am

Thought this would be fun. We all do things we wish we could hit the rewind button on.
Although i tend to have this happen a lot, here is one at the top of my list.

Those who know me well know i am going through huge amounts of construction at my house.
We are still living here and the noise sometimes gets a little deafening. Santa Claus brought me a Nano so I am able to pop those little plugs in my ears and disappear. Which is what I did this morning. I was sick of listening to the framers and as I had the music turned up way to loud and since I was all alone in my side of the house I guess I got a little carried away and while I was doing my best stripper without a pole moves I feel a tap on my shoulder. I swung around to find my electrical contractor behind me. Not only did I literally jump out of my skin, I drop my Nano into the sink and almost took a swing at the poor guy. Did I mention I had only met him once a few months back so I really couldn't figure out who he was. Who knows how long he was standing there.....
It was classy let me tell you.
I couldn't even talk to the poor guy, I'll deal with him tomorrow.

Of course do I get any sympathy from my husband of course not. After he got done laughing his ass off his only comment was "What song were yah dancing too."

Ozzy-Mississippi Queen


Sorry upscope no video!
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PostSubject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately?   Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:24 am

A video would be nice.

You know this story kinda has a porn storyline too it. Upscope REALLY thought you were going to bang the construction dude?? Girl dancing away....Construction dude secretly watches....Girl discovers construction dude secretly watching.....Construction dude blushes....Girl says 'oh no I'm flattered' & pushes construction dude on the bed....Husband later walks in & says 'why is the Nano in the sink' & at first is outraged & then joins in....The rest of the construction crew watches through the windows....

'Scope
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PostSubject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately?   Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:32 am

pig! : Tell me a story about you! pig
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PostSubject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately?   Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:57 pm

Not so much embarrassing but a "fuck up" all the same! Laughing

You've probably done this - I dropped my mobile phone & trod on it which cracked the screen.. Evil or Very Mad wow


What a fuckin idiot!!!! burst into flames

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PostSubject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately?   Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:50 pm

Matty35 wrote:
Not so much embarrassing but a "fuck up" all the same! Laughing

You've probably done this - I dropped my mobile phone & trod on it which cracked the screen.. Evil or Very Mad wow


What a fuckin idiot!!!! burst into flames


I'm tellin ya they make them phone's slippery on purpose ...So we drop em and break em. Did ya ever drop one in the toilet?? Embarassed I dunno geek
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PostSubject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately?   Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:03 pm

Marty wrote:
Matty35 wrote:
Not so much embarrassing but a "fuck up" all the same! Laughing

You've probably done this - I dropped my mobile phone & trod on it which cracked the screen.. Evil or Very Mad wow


What a fuckin idiot!!!! burst into flames


I'm tellin ya they make them phone's slippery on purpose ...So we drop em and break em. Did ya ever drop one in the toilet?? Embarassed I dunno geek


Now, i haven't done that yet, but its quite common, cause i know two who have.. Rolling Eyes ..trying to dry them out with hair dryers & towels, sticking next to radiators & shit! Laughing

I love mobile / cell phones but some of them are as durable as chocolate ashtrays No Wink

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PostSubject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately?   Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:31 pm

I have a cold so I get lazy and obnoxious and stuffed a tissue up my nostril while I was driving to work. Nobody else around, who cares!! Well, I forget the tissue is shoved up my nose and come to a redlight and I looked over to see who was next to me....and a HOT guy is laughing his ass off.

I died. Whatever. I shoved it back in....
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PostSubject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately?   Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:40 pm

priceless!
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PostSubject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately?   Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:59 pm

Chrissy wrote:
priceless!



I kid you not!! That happened this morning...Im tired of blowing my nose....so the next best thing is shovin the old kleenex up the schnoz....
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PostSubject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately?   Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:20 pm

Mary1234 wrote:
Chrissy wrote:
priceless!



I kid you not!! That happened this morning...Im tired of blowing my nose....so the next best thing is shovin the old kleenex up the schnoz....

Yeah! I do that too!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately?   Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:27 pm

RFFB wrote:
Mary1234 wrote:
Chrissy wrote:
priceless!



I kid you not!! That happened this morning...Im tired of blowing my nose....so the next best thing is shovin the old kleenex up the schnoz....

Yeah! I do that too!!!!


Well thank God Im not the only one!! LOL
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PostSubject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately?   Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:36 pm

Mary1234 wrote:
RFFB wrote:
Mary1234 wrote:
Chrissy wrote:
priceless!



I kid you not!! That happened this morning...Im tired of blowing my nose....so the next best thing is shovin the old kleenex up the schnoz....

Yeah! I do that too!!!!


Well thank God Im not the only one!! LOL

I was kinda thinking the same thing!!!

I am not alone!!!... Laughing

Forgot to say...funny story aswell...Love the way you just stuck it back up...THAT cracked me up...!!!... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately?   Mon Jan 26, 2009 9:52 pm

Might as well admit to my stupidity!

Last night, late on, I was on here and noticed the 'chat' facility. Decided to check it out, see how it works and all that. Thing was there was only me on the site so I had a brief natter with myself...only to find out when I logged out that the convo with myself was saved!!!

And I couldn't delete it!! And theres also a soddin archive facility... Shocked

So now I you're all gonna be thinkin "this guys freakin wierd! He chats with himself online!"... Embarassed

Oh well...it's done now!!!... idiot2
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PostSubject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately?   Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:09 am

RFFB wrote:
Might as well admit to my stupidity!

Last night, late on, I was on here and noticed the 'chat' facility. Decided to check it out, see how it works and all that. Thing was there was only me on the site so I had a brief natter with myself...only to find out when I logged out that the convo with myself was saved!!!

And I couldn't delete it!! And theres also a soddin archive facility... Shocked

So now I you're all gonna be thinkin "this guys freakin wierd! He chats with himself online!"... Embarassed

Oh well...it's done now!!!... idiot2


Your fuggin nuts mate.. lol!

Nice one Adam Wink , I'll clear all saved "chat" now.....Once ive had a look & pissed myself. na na na2

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PostSubject: Re: What have you done to embarris yourselves lately?   Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:13 am

Matty35 wrote:
RFFB wrote:
Might as well admit to my stupidity!

Last night, late on, I was on here and noticed the 'chat' facility. Decided to check it out, see how it works and all that. Thing was there was only me on the site so I had a brief natter with myself...only to find out when I logged out that the convo with myself was saved!!!

And I couldn't delete it!! And theres also a soddin archive facility... Shocked

So now I you're all gonna be thinkin "this guys freakin wierd! He chats with himself online!"... Embarassed

Oh well...it's done now!!!... idiot2


Your fuggin nuts mate.. lol!

Nice one Adam Wink , I'll clear all saved "chat" now.....Once ive had a look & pissed myself. na na na2


Can't you post it first?!?!? Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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