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+7Roger. H Chrissy Pete RFFB Mary1234 'Scope Matty35 11 posters |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:16 am | |
| this isn't actually a joke but its funny that's for sure....I copied this post from a facebook frined who's boyfriend..I should say ex boyfriend was harassing her..... Listen to the story of a man named Greg, lied so much he barely kept it in his head..then 1 day Mailman came a knockin, on his gf's door w/ a package in his pocket. Yahoo IM Archives May 09- Feb '10." Enjoy Greg. Ur secret is out. I tried the path of least resistance but u forced me 2 come out a swinging. If u don't wa......nt ur secrets exposed..u shouldn't keep them. Be real or face the music YOU composed. Peace out. note....don't mess with this one........... | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:38 am | |
| - Chrissy wrote:
- this isn't actually a joke but its funny that's for sure....I copied this post from a facebook frined who's boyfriend..I should say ex boyfriend was harassing her.....
Listen to the story of a man named Greg, lied so much he barely kept it in his head..then 1 day Mailman came a knockin, on his gf's door w/ a package in his pocket. Yahoo IM Archives May 09- Feb '10." Enjoy Greg. Ur secret is out. I tried the path of least resistance but u forced me 2 come out a swinging. If u don't wa......nt ur secrets exposed..u shouldn't keep them. Be real or face the music YOU composed. Peace out. note....don't mess with this one........... Huh? | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:04 am | |
| I know i was stunned when I saw this..Apparently this guy has been giving her a lot of crap after she broke up with him after finding out he had a long term girlfrined..Well he woulkdn't stop and even went as far as starting to post pics of her (private ones) on the internet...She asked him to stop he didn't so that is what she did..... | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:18 am | |
| - Chrissy wrote:
- I know i was stunned when I saw this..Apparently this guy has been giving her a lot of crap after she broke up with him after finding out he had a long term girlfrined..Well he woulkdn't stop and even went as far as starting to post pics of her (private ones) on the internet...She asked him to stop he didn't so that is what she did.....
I am still really confused here. What did she do? | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:20 am | |
| She sent his girlfriend all of the archives of their MSN chats for the last year....Had them mailed to her... | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:22 am | |
| - Chrissy wrote:
- She sent his girlfriend all of the archives of their MSN chats for the last year....Had them mailed to her...
Oh. I see. Right. With you. Thanks | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 63 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:29 pm | |
| A recent poll asked men why they liked blow jobs. 10% said they liked the sensation, 8% said they liked the excitement and 82% said they enjoyed the silence. | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:21 am | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 63 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 63 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:29 am | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:29 am | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 63 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:31 am | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:42 pm | |
| I think i had to read that 20 times......I am so dumb!!!! | |
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Pete
Number of posts : 19317 Age : 50 Location : Desolation Boulevard.. Job/hobbies : Sometimes... Registration date : 2009-01-15
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:52 am | |
| - Chrissy wrote:
- I think i had to read that 20 times......I am so dumb!!!!
MUST.RESIST.URGE.TO.COMMENT! | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 63 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:15 am | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:46 am | |
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Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair
way to approach this problem.
They voted for change...... I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
THE BOSS |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 63 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:42 am | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:37 pm | |
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 63 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Apr 09, 2010 8:34 am | |
| - Chrissy wrote:
True if you could see how many people had these change bumper stickers all over their cars....and now the ones that voted for this jack ass are not feeling to good about the change they asked for........ So he hasn't turned out to be the great saviour then ?? Still, he hasn't got the blood of thousands of innocents on his hands like both our ex leaders........yet. | |
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Chrissy
Number of posts : 9677 Age : 54 Location : Burbank, California Registration date : 2009-01-14
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Apr 09, 2010 8:50 am | |
| Yet is the opporative word...While he is not military or war intended he will have lots of blood I'm sure from suicides and starvation..... | |
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Frethead
Number of posts : 3032 Age : 55 Location : Ormond Beach, Florida Job/hobbies : consumption Registration date : 2009-02-17
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:45 pm | |
| - Roger H wrote:
- A recent poll asked men why they liked blow jobs. 10% said they liked the sensation, 8% said they liked the excitement and 82% said they enjoyed the silence.
That's the best joke I've ever heard! Bravo, Roger!!! | |
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Frethead
Number of posts : 3032 Age : 55 Location : Ormond Beach, Florida Job/hobbies : consumption Registration date : 2009-02-17
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:47 pm | |
| - Roger H wrote:
- Chrissy wrote:
True if you could see how many people had these change bumper stickers all over their cars....and now the ones that voted for this jack ass are not feeling to good about the change they asked for........ So he hasn't turned out to be the great saviour then ?? Still, he hasn't got the blood of thousands of innocents on his hands like both our ex leaders........yet. Saviour? Pffft. Who are the innocents? You can't possibly be singling out the "religious radicals." Isn't the point of religion to help one adopt a gentle, loving and supportive attitude concerned with accepting the billions of people that we all have to share this rock with?! Haven't they been fighting and killing each other for thousands of years explicitly for the love of money? How is Obama immune to credit for anything which has required a Presidential fXXXing order? While waylaying the Bush Administration at every chance and blasting Sen. MacCain for speaking of digging deeper and "staying the course," he's very quietly continued with every single policy concerning current affairs that George W. Bush signed into effect. But, he's everybody's favorite Slim fXXXin' Shady on the evening news, while he's flying to the other side of the planet to "have a beer" with Taliban Leaders, criticizing U.S. Allies, praising U.S. enemies, or apologizing for the success of Western Capitalism. And, he seems like such a nice guy . . . You want change you can believe in? Send that sorry mother... back to where he came from.
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Roger. H
Number of posts : 15230 Age : 63 Location : The Cave Of Goodies. Job/hobbies : Striving for the goal. Registration date : 2009-01-20
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:30 pm | |
| - Frethead="Roger H wrote:
- Who are the innocents?
" 654,965, the estimated total number of Iraqis (within a range from about 400,000 to 950,000) who would not have died from any cause if the invasion had not occurred in March 2003. " | |
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Frethead
Number of posts : 3032 Age : 55 Location : Ormond Beach, Florida Job/hobbies : consumption Registration date : 2009-02-17
| Subject: Re: The Joke Thread Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:37 pm | |
| - Roger H wrote:
- Frethead="Roger H wrote:
- Who are the innocents?
" 654,965, the estimated total number of Iraqis (within a range from about 400,000 to 950,000) who would not have died from any cause if the invasion had not occurred in March 2003. " Who in the heck came up with that number? Scratch that. How many more would have died if Hussein's government hadn't been overthrown? | |
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